Chuck Norris

So, I've yet to meet anyone who actually dislikes Chuck Norris jokes. I figure, since I know at least 100, that there must be more out there you guys know.

Feel free to share them, or just come to laugh some stress off.

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Jesus may be able to walk on water....but Chuck Norris can swim through LAND.

If Chuck Norris got in a fight with Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.

There was no Atom bomb dropped over Nagasaki and Hiroshima. They just threw Chuck Norris out the plane instead.

Contrary to popular belief, Canada is not a Democracy. It's a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the Dark is afraid of him.

The moon is in space because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with the sun. He won.

Chuck Norris Does not Swim through water, He just hits the Water until the Water moves and Makes a Path for him.

I am not overly thrilled with Chuck Norris, I have my own reasons, that I do not wish to state, but I am one of those people that does not like him greatly.